We were talking about how guns are like puppies and as much as that sounds odd one of our agents, the amazing Abigail, started to make such good points that even her husband couldn't deny it. 

It started out about how people are super excited when they get a new puppy, much like how people get excited about when they get their new AR from Delta. People who get one dog tend to get another and another until their spouse says they can't get any more. Same thing with uppers from Delta. You can only hide so many new uppers from your wife before she finds them and says you can't have any anymore. So, until that moment that your wife finds your stash of ARs from Delta and you find her equally as large stash of puppies, grab a new AR from Delta and see just how many you can fit before you are caught.